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Khushwant Singh Jokes
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Khushwant Singh Jokes

Just married, Sukhwant had bad news for her husband when he returned home from his day's work. 'I feel so sorry,' Sukhwant said with a sob, 'I was pressing your best suit and burnt a hole in the seat of the trousers.'

'Don't worry, darling,' said the husband amorously, 'I have another pair of trousers to match that suit.'

'Yes, I know,' Sukhwant replied. 'You're lucky that you have. Thanks to that, I was able to patch up the hole!'



The Indian and Cuban labour ministers were in the midst of a meeting.

Cuban labour minister: 'Labour problems in our nation produce hundreds of types of tensions for me.'

Indian labour minister: 'That's nothing. Labour problems in our nation produce 50,000 babies every day.'



Banta said to Banta, I have invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being.'

'In what way?' asked Santa.

'Whenever it makes a mistake,' replied Banta, 'it blames other computers.'

01-02-2010 02:16 AM
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LolLolLol
01-02-2010 03:04 AM
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goodpost

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01-02-2010 04:19 AM
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01-02-2010 08:01 AM
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LaughLaughLaugh

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01-02-2010 12:27 PM
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Laugh good one corny keep posting more

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01-02-2010 09:58 PM
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:doubleup:

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01-04-2010 04:39 AM
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